Small law firm life: one minute you’re drafting a motion, the next you’re fixing the printer with a butter knife.

2023 - Chelsea have named a Premier League XI without Moisés Caicedo for the first time since Christmas Eve 2023 vs Wolves, ending a run of 65 consecutive starts for Caicedo. Bench.

In the last seven days, Chelsea Men and Women have played three games between them. 💯 3 wins. 🎯 8 goals. 🧱 0 conceded. 📈 9 points. Chelsea stay winning. 💙

A goal on his 200th appearance. Reece James is pure Chelsea. 💙

200 times I’ve lived my dream, appreciate the love💙

Anthony Elanga this season: Prem 008 UCL 002 EFL 001 LORD OF THE RINGS 👑👑👑

Marking his 200th Chelsea appearance in style. 💙

🔴⚪️🤖 22 goals and 3 assists in 13 official games for club and country for Harry Kane! One more today against BVB. 🚀

He’s doing Zidane work in midfield Then Beckham-esque pinging balls on a sixpence And then Drogba/Van Persie header from a corner This is the best footballer on the planet Week in week out Keep the ballon dor warm France Football

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He can do it all.

Own up, who sold Jean-Philippe Mateta? 😬

Good touch for a big man 😉

Mason 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥-wood ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️😍✨ The first Marseille player to score 4⃣ in a Ligue 1 game since 1991. #OMHAC | 4⃣ - 1⃣ | ⚪️🔵

The face of a man who is going to be paid £7m for 39 days for work😭

#CFC are second highest scorers in the PL with 16 goals, just one behind #MCFC. Quite remarkable when you consider they’ve been without one of their main strikers in Delap for seven weeks & best attacker - Palmer - has barely played.

Arsenal are a better attacking side with Mikel Merino leading the line than with this guy, but that’s not a conversation we are ready to have just yet.

Very aptly stated. Harry Kane is everything a player can be and more.