David Zaslav greenlighting Joker 2:

LOL LMAO EVEN

I used to pray for times like this

"Small arcs"?!?? Not my President. Nice try Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and the Losers and Criminals, you almost got us.

RE GPs:

I used to pray for times like this

Cut to Cameron berating some graphic designer who spent 6 months working on a child's eyeball melting because he doesn't find it "authentic"

"Oh so it's ok for them to do Clayface but when I do bla---" *Whispers in my ear* "I see, I see. Carry on."

I hear Jeremy showed up in for the read, face covered in zinc sunscreen. Making a bet now the movie opens on the hydrofoil scene.

That Fatwa Sex tho

Zero Dark Tardy

Swiss bank? More like Swiss Wank!

"What if we just remade Chloe but now Amanda Seyfried is Julianne Moore" -A genius

Groyper? I barely know her. 😏

Ventriloquist

The truth that no one is willing to say is that Jimmy was going to make this announcement as Karl Malone.

She shared...while on the View