"I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ʜɪꜱ ᴇᴠɪʟɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟғ~!" » Bʟᴀᴄᴋ Hᴀᴛꜱ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴡɪғᴇ! » Aʟꜱᴏ, ʏ'ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ᴀ ᴛᴇʀʀɪғʏɪɴɢ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ. » Mᴏꜱᴛʟʏ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ RP, ʙᴜᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ.

[ rolling in. he's literally on the floor. looong stretch. yawn. it's late.. ] mmm..?

[ head tilt. scratching his head. perhaps he wasn't aware that he wasn't a... furry, as Demencia called it. ] .. ?

[ S W E A T. DEMENCIA, NO. Whimpering quietly, 5.0.5 stared down at his hands momentarily. ] Eh..?

AAAA–! [ well. okay. 5.0.5 scrambled to his feet and took off, his body trembling. it was weird, but at least he could run a little bit.. faster? DEMENCIAPLEASENO ]

[ HE WISHES HE COULD TALK. HE'S TRYING. HE'S OPENING HIS MOUTH, BUT ALL THAT HE CAN MANAGE IS LOUD CRIES. 5.0.5 shook his head and looked behind him a few times and nearly tripped whilst doing so. DEMENCIA HE'S GONNA HAVE A BREAKDOWN I-- ]

SAVE THE FUCKING "BEAR"

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[ HOW DOES A MUTE EXPLAIN THAT HE'S NOT AN IMPOSTER AND HE WOKE UP LIKE THIS??? ]

[ SQUIRMING UNDER DEMENCIA. FFFFRICK. 5.0.5 seemed to be crying, shaking his head repeatedly and raising his arms as if surrendering. ] Nnn..!

[ THANK FUCK. 5.0.5 sighed in relief, his eyes closing briefly when realizing he was spared due to a tray of cookies. Sitting up slowly, 5.0.5 rubbed his head. ] Mm..

||: IM LISTENING TO SOMEONE READING A SHREK X READER FANFIC AND IM HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE

||: ITS SO DETAILED AND IT'S DISGUSTING

||: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

||: I DON'T HAVE THE LINK THEY JUST RANDOMLY STARTED READING IT

||: MY FRIEND SAID IT'S ON REDDIT BUT I DON'T HAVE A LINK

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[ Stumbles in. He's scared. ] ...