wednesday addams isn’t special. i would also love a 6’3 bombshell to tell me what to do in life.

Okay, but seriously tho- she doesn’t have to serve this much cunt as a guide. (Still grieving the fact that she’s actually dead, but that’s neither here nor there.)

Today in summary

Mhmm. Mhmm. Yeah. I am feeling normal about it - thank you for checking.

I cannot tell you how quickly I’d levitate to that stool-

I wanna say - for the record - I did give secret option number three: gave her layers and tucked the rest underneath. Long may the long hair reign, sorry for questioning you, Gwen.

I need to be put down - I’m about to start biting.

Yeah I don’t think I’m doing well

Til the paint peels off the goddamn walls -

I cannot handle this woman anymore. Take her away, I-

When I say I’m barking, this is actually what I mean. It’s not feral, it’s pathetic chihuahua shit.

*whispers* Ma’am you have a little something right there-

Good news, guys. Still gay.

Hootin and hollerin over here

I feel the same - get the rap, white lady.

I’m questioning why I do this to myself

My hot sleep paralysis demon waiting for me to finally sleep - but I’m up writing smut at 2am.

It’s Miranda - I will be taking no criticism.