the diary of a Wimpy kid cast was one of the most perfect castings of all time

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out

Got what he deserved

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.” The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal

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It’s genuinely bizarre watching Boomers convince themselves that a couple making $15/hour at 7 Eleven can buy a home, raise family, and retire. They’ll go down as the generation that was chronically delusional

this nigga MIGHT actually be the most athletic nigga on the planet

White people are different. I woulda let that nigga die

Hit and run driver runs red light and gets t boned

A woman rear ended my wife, and my wife was pushed into the car in front of her which was also driven by a woman. I get there and no one has exchanged insurance, everyone disassociated. Cops get here and it's 2 female cops

A fan threw a dildo on the court during a WNBA game 🤯😭

this is the spot where i met the funniest people in my life

People who steal packages are a diff type of grimey, you don't even know what's in the fuckin box

She was so valid 😭😭😭😭

Subway is selling footlong nachos and I just think it’s about time they wrap it up as a business.

🚨 | Pred has 'accidentally' leaked his texts with Sib. The 2 'engaged' in a conversation about why Cellium was chosen over Sib. 😳