People ask you what you do for a living so they can decide what level of respect to give you.

They should create a spreadsheet that tracks how many fiends they have. That would be very fucking easy.

Right in the mood to bury my tongue deep between somebody's arse cheeks

Please do not invite me anywhere till Jan 2026. We are now hibernating

C W Aww so sweet 🥰

State of Paddy the baddy

Nicole's back then 😂

Bet she's a great ride

We fucking boozing or what?

Think I have a medical emergency. Everytime I see her pics I get this recurring lump on the inside of my leg.

The people of Gaza would turn their nose up at this offer

Me to CJ

All a gender reveal event reveals about the baby is that its dad is a faggot.

Peter Crouch was a mascot for Farnham Town today… A forfeit for finishing bottom of his Fantasy league last season 😅

Could be me and CJ but she's playing

There goes her PIP payments

Anybody heard from Danny Boy? Last known whereabouts Compton trynna sniff out a Mexican bird and some weed. 😂

Tate brothers mindset about not sacrificing your entire life for the gym

'Sappening peeps?