I was the only person in a full bar watching the very end of that ole miss v Georgia game and if I try to describe it I’ll sound drunk.

It was hot potato! Immediately nearly got me kicked out

You don’t have to make a resolution to be better. I intend to be more of a menace. All my enemies losing their bowl games has gotten me off to a great start.

Annual dog hike with my best friends for my little bitty dog’s 4th birthday

Found some old photos for a friend’s bday. My bday 2016 (11 years ago) vs now. Not a whole lot has changed. Well, except cameras have improved and I don’t sell liquor anymore.

Fresh weapons for 2026

Apparently, I live below all my friends’ means. I asked people around me if they were offered 10 days off and $10,000, where would they go? And everyone told me that’s not enough money to go where they wanna go. Bro. I could live like a king somewhere for 10 grand and 10 days.

I have a bird feeder with ai and a camera to watch my birds and identify them. I sew every day after work now. I own dozens of plants. I occasionally make candles: Soon I will fully morph into a 75 year old retiree.

In country bumpkin news: a pig stepped on my toe and broke my nail and I told my dad he owed me a pedicure. He said he would send me $15. He laughed when I told him what it would actually cost. And dear reader…he did not send me money.

So my college boyfriend was Mendoza’s doppelgänger

My fellow Texans: why does everyone run to buy toilet paper before a big storm? Does everyone think ice causes bowel movements?

Fellow Longhorns and anyone at all that may be the praying kind: a friend of the family can use it. Trisha Tilbury is 28 weeks pregnant and life long Longhorn. A few weeks ago she found a lump. That lump has turned into cancer all over her body and lymph nodes. They can’t treat

I know you are a man of God Chris Del Conte and ask if you can amplify this request for prayer. Trisha is 27. Doctors gave her the worst possible outcome today. She needs a miracle.

I have always said Thank you to my Alexa. Her “your welcomes” are getting more elaborate. Last time she sang a whole song. When AI takes over and robots become our overlords I am convinced my manners will lead to leniency towards me.

Tickets: purchased

I need to switch from Tom thumb to Kroger. A few weeks ago, the elevator slammed on my elbow. Today I got a drink from the cooler at check out and cut my hand. They offered me a paper towel, but said I had to buy my own Band-Aids. Am I cursed by Tom Thumb ?

I read the labels on everything at the grocery store. I try to never buy anything processed. I get only natural products for my house. I’m on road trip and just got a Slim Jim and a sugar-free Red Bull. It’s called balance?

I’m starting to feel like Jake Oettinger is like that little monkey named Punch. He just wants to play hockey and they won’t let him.

So uhhh….Aerin Frankel gets the Medal of Freedom too right? The White House

I bought a really large sectional 7 months ago. I have sat in only one spot since I got it. I’m sure the other seats are fine, but I don’t need to test them. I have the superior spot.