For many years I’ve been collecting Tom Swifties and Croakers (lines of dialogue where a pun is used in reported speech). Here’s a thread of my favourites (some made up by me, some just plain stolen), beginning with this one… “I love camping,” Tom said, intently

Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man

Feel a bit lucky to be living in this part of the world.

Think some of our fabulous D&D team might enjoy this!

British summer.

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Bowling japes @AHS_ActWeek 🎳

Cinema and bowling today #daytrippers @AHS_ActWeek

Fighter Ted taking Laser Quest by storm! @AHS_ActWeek #daytrippers

Amazing pics from Mrs Steele! @AHS_ActWeek #daytrippers @laserquest

Luncheon break. @AHS_ActWeek

Day Trippers group picture after a smashing lunch at Zizzi’s. @AHS_ActWeek

Africa Alive: hanging out with the aardvarks, porcupines and meerkats. @AHS_ActWeek

Africa Alive: snakes and snails and spiders… a sibilance of sinister creatures. @AHS_ActWeek

More brave young souls at Africa Alive! @AHS_ActWeek

Pathetic fallacy? Day Trippers at Great Yarmouth. @AHS_ActWeek

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Loved the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition today, especially Joe Lycett’s Great Work.

Please share this, especially if you’re in or around London. We’re very worried for Joe.

Reading this wonderful book with this view is sort of perfect. Anyone studying My Last Duchess should definitely soak it in too.