The “I-10 by 10” line from Johnson Family Vacation needs to be honored in the Smithsonian because I swear Black folks be wearing that line out lmaoooo

When gizelle said “this is the role I was born to play; making all the women happy” the editors should’ve done a 10min compilation of her making everyone’s lives hell over the past 10 years #RHOP

I am obsessed with laying down. I could stay in the bed forever if I didn’t have to pay bills lol

weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf was that

We're either at work or on our way to work Or on our way home from work Or sleeping for work Or getting ready for work Or thinking about work

I hate when a job asks you to set "goals" My only "goal" is to remain employed so I can continue to pay for my living expenses while finding fulfillment in the areas of my life unrelated to a day job.

Why TF is the keyboard uncalibrated on these stupid iPhones!? It’s no way I’m making all these typos. I know what I’m clicking!

Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭😭

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

"my nails for Bieberchella" "my outfit for Bieberchella" "on my way to Bieberchella"

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

this is my version of an egot

As soon as I am invited somewhere, all I can think about is what i’m going to wear. 😂

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

No amount of workload will stop me from taking my 1h lunch break😭✋🏾

WTF has Apple done to the keyboard? I haven’t backspaced and retyped so much in my life!!!!

Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭😭😭

No matter how slow the elderly person ahead of you in line is, and no matter your hurry, when they turn and apologize you always smile gently and say take your time. ALWAYS.

Using Microsoft Word. *Moves an image 1 mm to the left.* All text and images shift. 5 new pages appear. In the distance, sirens.

Ngl our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.