Every football game it’s like oh yeah someone died out there

Playing Fortnite listening to Joni Mitchell

Incapable of remembering the 4 letter name of this straight man I’ve interacted with on a weekly basis for the past 6 months

Meanwhile he’s just happy AG made it

Billie album of the year over Lana with Norman Fucking Rockwell was insane

We’ve actually never been so back

I think if a saw a glam bot video of me it would shatter my self image so much I would never be able to put it back together

I see why lady Gaga was so quick to do those nurtec ads, this shit WORKS

So after top surgery do they have like a way to measure where to re attach the nipple or is it just a kinda eyeball it situation

Is everyone suddenly a virgin or what

What the hell, sure #NewProfilePic

I don’t think I can stand seeing another 28 y/o with a mini golden doodle, enough is enough

Quite literally the next person+dog I saw

Overwhelming emotion leading to yet another futile attempt to photograph the moon

Green apple skittle truther

Had something so funny to tweet but I forgot it

When the water completely shut off in Prague the day the stomach flu tore through the entire apt

Painting your nails is fun because it always looks like shit

lady gaga is currently bald on roblox.