Only took 6 months to feel healthcare provider burnout. Go me.

Noticed my patient had on Bob Ross socks. I said, “I like your socks.” He preceded to not respond or smile. Why am I like this?

Ready to get tatted with Connor Sherrill and Kate. 😈

Working 12 days in a row as a health care provider right now is too much. Someone bring me a margarita and queso please.

If one more of my patients shows up 15 min late, I’m gonna freak. Why do people have zero sense of timeliness or respect for other peoples’ time?!?!?

I have now entered adulthood. Today I bought grass seed, weed killer & a new plant and I was as happy as a clam.

A good cry to your best friend is therapeutic.

Date night these days is a trip to Fleet Farm or Menards.

shuh shuh shuh swoosh blllggghh plop gargle splosh bloop bloop bloop fleck whargharble flush dibble gurgle bub bloop splash blupflush shuh gurgle splish blup whargharble flack a flack bulge gargle splash bub bloop schwump plip swoosh blllggghh dibble sploosh

If our wedding day is 90 degrees again I’m not going.

Just a friendly reminder that no one is going to watch that 40 second long Snapchat story of fireworks you posted

I pray for those who CHOOSE to not get the vaccine who will end up with the delta variant. May the odds be in your favor…. #getvaccinated

The one where your parents get severely ill from COVID (after refusing to get the vaccine) less than 2 weeks away from your re-planned wedding that was delayed initially because of COVID. 👍🏼

LET THE WEDDING FESTIVITIES COMMENCE (finally)!!!

Kanye’s new album. Run don’t walk. #Donda

Everyone go unfollow Brendan & Pieper. #justicefornatasha

Wheel of fortune changed the music on the show & im not okay with it…..Pat Sajak Vanna White

I wonder this about my patients all the time.

Really putting my immune system to the test: flu vaccine yesterday & COVID booster today.

#HARRISONSMITH