When you pre-register the wrong analysis. x.com/oilinki/status…

Dude catches stranger’s phone while riding Shambhala roller coaster at PortAventura Park in Spain. Amazing.

Let’s try and make this the biggest ever poll on Twitter. Please vote and retweet. Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?

This is a GREAT bug. blog.teddykatz.com/2019/11/05/git…

When you’re over 40 and the film starts..

the room next door - Boris Johnson at the UN now with subtitles by Jonathan Moore

How can an ordinary piece of glass change computing as we know it? Read: msft.it/6015TXx69 #MSInnovation #MicrosoftAI

Wow, Brilliant

Lost for words, and worryingly living in the same area of the country as me :( #ByeChris Lisa Trotman

31 years ago, 96 Liverpool supporters went to watch their team and never came home. Then. Today. Always. We stand together in our city and remember them.

Looking at the wonderful people having no intention of social distancing toady on the beaches reminds me of Pink Floyd Brain Damage. Lunatics are running this asylum!! :(

Yeah, this, guess it explains 8th June rather than 8th March :( #pritiawful

Very powerful. Makes me feel a bit rubbish as a human (in a good way). #BlackLivesMatter

Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: “Will there be a buffet?”

This must get made !

📞"Beating Germany was a huge result for Brexit. Merkel will be spinning in her grave." 🎙️"I thought you were boycotting the tournament because of the players taking the knee?" 📞"I am. They shouldn't bring politics into football." Colin from Portsmouth is back on the line.

It is/was easy to switch back and forth between 10 and 11. I prefer the new Win 11 Start menu. I shut off widgets. Notepad still works really well. The end. (2/2)

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary