I remember the original tweet of this from 8 years ago - saw a Darvish t-shirt at tonight’s Rangers game and I thought of it again. Time flies. 🤣

.americanair Can you incompetent fucks tell me why my flight to Kansas City keeps getting delayed? 1:35 turned into 3. 3 turned into 4, and now it’s a 4:30 departure. I know damn well it isn’t a weather issue.

A rare photo of me from when I was younger. Sent to me by one of my HS math teachers yesterday.

🤣🤣🤣

Good morning, you beautiful tweeters. 😍 I hope you have a lovely Thursday. 😍🥰🤩😜

She sucked. End of story.

She needs to shut up and sing. Leave the political grandstanding for when you’re not on stage.

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Too Soon?

.Kamala Harris I guess all the joy has left your campaign now. Maybe the passage of time will help you cope with the loss. If not, there’s always the option to return to your middle class family.

.Elon Musk the changes to the block feature suck. Roll this shit back. I don’t need the morons that I’ve blocked still being able to see my tweets. I hit the button for a reason.

Went on an alt account where I’m verified to ask this. Longer than I expected but accurate. (Damn typo)

2024…fuck you. Got screwed over by a greedy relative (who, fortunately, is about to get what they deserve) and lost my dad in October. Glad to be rid of your bullshit. The positives: getting to meet some gaming friends & meet new ones. Hoping to continue that this year.

The ABA should know better than to do this. Guess a law degree isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on these days.

Oh look, one of the biggest race hustlers in the US is at it again. Aren’t you tired of the same shtick after several decades, “Reverend”?

PSA: liking a bunch of my tweets at once is likely going to end with me blocking you, because it’s clear you’re a bot. Enough of this shit already Elon Musk

Last year in my 30s. yay.

Yes, because it’s a crime to post a selfie with food when you’re a government official 🙄

I agree with every word he just said