Sappy Seals

i signed up to omnia because i'm a gamer and definitely not just trying to farm early rewards i seriously cannot wait to play this x.com/ExploreOmnia/s…

This guy literally dropped the best mindset shift you’ll ever hear

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream

MF.

The Avalanches - A Cowboy Overflow of the Heart (feat. David Berman): youtu.be/7XTrz0yvxe0 via YouTube

iPhone 5 finally unveiled.

REALLY? - Kittens Scare Woman to Tears | My Extreme Animal Phobia: youtu.be/WNBV4TfJwAU via @youtube

No human that currently exists has a single positive association w clowns so let's get fucking real

Mom jeans.

Use your MAGIC EYE.

Golden Spike To Offer $1.5 Billion Moon Vacation #future #Moon ow.ly/go6Yb

Picked a fortune cookie from a batch of 6. Opened the one with no fortune inside.

Does anyone have recurring nightmares of getting a Nascar face tattoo?

If I buy this, does anyone want to join a club where we play for 7 hours straight every other Sunday? bit.ly/XbWSmF

Midnight in a Perfect World

A stitch in time saves nine.

MY WEDDING: tetris theme plays as i slowly inch down the aisle, trying to perfectly fit my finger in the ring

It's night 3 of my brain imagining the awful sensation of biting into 1 of those green blocks u stick fake flowers into & I can't stop it

"I wish I could talk in Technicolor." nyv.me/l/SuOe