In the spirit of Crispmas I asked AI to generate a picture of Mr. T the Taco and Pickle at Midnight Mass together. Now where the shell ham I and who the fork is that crêpe ?

Actual photos from tonight’s Crispmas celerybration with Miss Jane Fallon and Mr. Ricky Gervais. And it’s only 6:22 PM! Berry forking Christmas!

They also gave me a self heating beet - but mine is absolute rhubarbish!

Appearently, Miss Jane Fallon got Mr. Ricky Gervais a jetpack for Crispmas. He got her som Friends.

I hope you’re enjoying the leaf blower blower I got you, Mr. Ricky Gervais.

NEWS FLASH: Due to a substantial holiday related weight grain, Mr. Ricky Gervais has already broken his newly acquired jet pack. #RickyBéarnaise

My first thought is that it reminds me of Mr. Ricky Gervais when he’s had a few and then doing a bit of VR gaming. My second thought is that it reminds me of Miss Jane Fallon when she’s dancing with her imaginary friends.

I had a forking terrible year considering I’m the world’s biggest cornstar😖 Hope you had one too.

Celerybrating New Year’s Eve with Pickle, Miss Jane Fallon and Mr. Ricky Gervais. And it’s only 5.21 PM for Crisps sake! #DutchBarn

Going out with a bang😖 #CrabbyNewYear2025 #DutchBarn

I juiced asked Grok to show the highlights of my day: 1) Miss Jane Fallon says my cheesy strings look greasy. 2) Washing my cheesy strings with Mr. Ricky Gervais who’s washing his own greasy string. 3) Being eaten by Miss Jane Fallon bc of my yummy looking cheesy strings. 4)😤

Actually, I heard they’re casting Mr. Ricky Gervais as international super spy James “Dutch” Barn and Miss Jane Fallon as his archenemy Dr. No-friends…

I’ve juiced bean diagnosed with ‘Emophilia’, which mexplains why I went a bit menthol last year around #ValentinesDay - and the year before - and the year before that (see below). So, please DONUT flirt with me this year, Pickle, Miss Jane Fallon and Mr. Ricky Gervais !

Dear Dutch Barn Vodka Will you be my Valentine ? #ValentinesDay

This mexplains why Miss Jane Fallon was practicing saying: “Sois mon amis”.

Please tell Mr. Jimmy Kimmel that this is very offensive to every taco out there, Mr. Ricky Gervais 😤 youtu.be/lA1BcL2rVNY?si…

For Forks Sake! #TACO is finally trending but it’s appearently bc of an orange chicken 😤

Where the fork is my bathtub?!

Literally everyone when Miss Jane Fallon asks if you want to hang out…

Happy Birthday, Mr. Ricky Gervais ! With all those candles you’d butter put on some sunscreen…