Hancock: I want £1,500 an hour Kwarteng: I want £1,250 an hour Dr Robert Laurenson Junior doctors want £19 an hour

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Queues at Dover

Congratulations to this man, who’s just been officially recognised by the Guinness World Records for the longest pause of all time while trying to think of some Brexit benefits. 🙌🏻

Hedy Lamarr was a Hollywood actress in the 1940s and 1950s, and she was considered "the most beautiful woman in the world" during her time. She began her acting career in Austria and became notorious for being the first woman to simulate an orgasm on screen in 1933. It was during

5 people, paying 250k to travel in an unsafe vessel to a dangerous place. 500 people, in an unsafe vessel, trying desperately to get to a safe place. Why do some people feel such a connection with the first group, but not the second?

PLE RT hey Tuned in Travel my daughter (19), friends and other pax were abandoned at Fleet Services by a driver who couldn’t care less! Driver left services early, wouldn’t return & now the location of belonging is in question - resolve please.

Hello Boots I want to put on record how wonderful your staff are at Newcastle station! Elaine the manager went above & beyond to assist me. Thank you 🙏🏻 amazing service

Campaigning Australian journalist John Pilger, an outspoken critic of Western foreign policy, has died aged 84 bbc.in/3tAHWEr

“What’s up, Doc?” 😂

.TfL just wanted to give a shout out to Ricky in Customer Service on the phone lines! What a brilliant service - efficient, knowledgeable and all round nice man ❤️❤️

We just learned that the world’s most powerful person, Donald Trump, has a boss: the bond market. He may not have acknowledged this to himself, yet, but the global financial tumult he caused - and has temporarily eased - has locked him in a fiscal prison. Because, as I have

Did you know the UK still imports goods from settlements in the West Bank? This is legitimising war crimes. The UK has an obligation under intl law to act. Let's remind our MPs of that. Email yours here: amnesty.org.uk/actions/mp-ban…

Can't take my eyes off them. Age is just the years of music in their hearts.💯🎶🔥🔥

“I once said that legal immigrants should be deported. I forgot that my girlfriend was one! Funnily enough I also forgot that she’d actually bought the house I thought I’d bought!”

Far-right activist Tommy Robinson found not guilty of terror offence after not giving UK police access to phone bbc.in/4qHQMJa

Hey Currys - customer service is shocking! New #shark vacuum is 💩…. rigmarole to replace & nothing in the meantime … no one calls back … call centre in Africa and no one cares!! Thoughts?