Get your fucking ass up and give ‘em the old razzle dazzle. It seems like no one wants to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle anymore.

On gossip girl? When Georgina came into town? They dont make TV like that anymore

Untouched by the veronicas > the Beatles entire discography

remember that it’s pride month so if ur not doing something gay that’s literally like embarrassing

I think the greatest gift that RuPaul's Drag Race ever gave the world was the gift of Alyssa Edwards

Honestly I don’t hate people who’ve already done all stars coming back at all, I just hate the fact that certain people are coming back to compete 3rd/ 4th times before people who are essentially begging to be on all stars

I’m really attracted to men huh

Gays running to the smoking area when a song by Ed Sheeran comes on in a gay bar

It’s a knife when your job makes you work

up late thinking about this serve

it’s a really good thing cherries have pits. it’s like a slow feeder dog bowl for a guy like me who loves cherries in a way that’s dangerous to my digestive system. if they were any easier to eat i’d be cherry sick every day of summer

it is legit amazing and astonishing how much gay guys love pop music

ur 30s is for giving up on love and devoting ur life to ur weird niche special interests

it’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deserve a standing ovation at Bravocon

contemplating an irresponsible financial decision rn

All This Love Since I’ve Been Back On, But My Pussy Still Dry Tf ?

and you better have auto deposit on so I don’t have to make a fuckass security question