there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

nice unhealthy coping mechanism did you get it from your mom

i think you definitely would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

jeremy allen white

This means something to me. This is what it’s all about. Passing our degeneracy down to the next generation.

when I say "I've got that dog in me" this is what I mean

the fit i wear when it’s time to stand on business

was reading to my son before bed and I thought something looked familiar and now ill never be able to see him any other way

THAT NIGGA WAS A D????

february 29 isnt even a real date btw so anything you do today doesnt count. stay tuned for more life hacks

Dune is like balenciaga Star Wars

No one tells you that as you get closer to 30, everyone you know suddenly starts running marathons lmao

yall on linkedin, im on lockedin

What's a crab rangoon to a crab rangoblin?

did anyone else notice this with the WDTY tracklist titles?

Being around ur parents is like damn im emotionally traumatized but im eating so good rn