Johnny Mitchell All pussy matters.

Every Karen starts out as a hall monitor.

Opening up someone’s IG Live is like walking in on a stranger taking a shit.

Next we need to protest 90% of comedians who want to return to comedy.

I still can't believe black people live in Minnesota.

First tweet since 2020. Did I miss anything?

Here’s my take on Trump’s plan to go after Mexican #cartels and curtail fentanyl production.

I’m addicted to buying Bitcoin. If you want to become unimaginably wealthy, you should be too

Securing the border is just more populist pandering. If the border was wide open why would migrants need to pay cartels $10,000 to get them across?

🧵Reports suggest Biden intends to pardon Dr. Fauci, arguably one of the most notorious criminals in human history. In this thread, I will present evidence proving he was a gaslighter and a key player in the plandemic, fully deserving to spend the rest of his life behind bars.⬇️

ARREST Dr. Fauci for War Crimes.

Is anyone shocked at The Hawk Tua grift? I bet she isn’t even good at giving head.

“There are those who see, those who see when shown…and those who don’t see.”

Guys will still smash

BREAKING: A federal judge has directed the FDA to disclose one million more pages from Pfizer’s COVID vaccine trial documents, originally meant to stay sealed for 75 years.

🚨 #BREAKING: ABC must pay Trump $15 million, settles out of defamation lawsuit and will publicly apologize to Trump - Fox Top anchor George Stephanopoulos had claimed Trump was "liable for r*aping" E. Jean Carroll, prompting Trump to bring the lawsuit. That statement was false.