Perfect.

If you’re up in Edinburgh get yourself down to Jake and Liv’s show. My kind of silly. Includes real helicopters.

I’m onstage this evening at The Patter Hoose, Gilded Balloon between the hours of 8 and 9pm. The country will be leaderless and lawless for an hour, but this is not, I repeat not, an invitation to indulge in a Purge.

Apologies to anyone in Row F of my show this evening at Gilded Balloon You will be seated beside the notorious Anderson crew. They will be accompanied by their parole officer. You will be safe. That said, do not, under any circumstances, approach them.

How come I haven’t seen Phil ellis before today? So so funny. Just non stop laughs for an hour. A beautiful thing.

St Martin’s Lane cinema. 1986. I went to see Blue Velvet with Morwenna Banks. As it panned from the red flowers and picket fence to the waving fireman we turned to each other, both already grinning, knowing we were safe in the hands of a master. RIP David Lynch. A proper genius.

Who am I to argue with The Chief?

Out today. Thanks to everyone who worked on this. It was a blast. Let me know what you think. (Fulsome praise only).

It’s release day kids. Get some Hope in your life.

What day is it? It’s Doubleday.

Thursday. Traditionally, it's the day our stations around the country prepare for the weekend influx of drunken idiots. Unfluff the pillows. Flatten the mattresses. Turn off the heating. But now Thursdays are THE CHIEF days. 10pm BBC Scotland. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

I’m in Australia so it’s the night after last’s night’s broadcast for me (is that right?) but the sentiment still holds. And it’s still on iPlayer where the concept of ‘last night’s broadcast’ is a mirage, so fill yer boots.

15 years ago. My boys were there. I couldn’t make it cos I was working in Glasgow. Watched it in Tennents bar in the Byres road. Knocked a guy’s pint over when I jumped up. He took it well.

Jeez, I look like my Dad.

My four half Greek kids are leaning in to their Hellenic side today for some reason.

Brighten-up Awful April Make every month a Miekelson month! The Chief at your service on your BBC iPlayer bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

Safe to say I’ve cracked Australia wide open. artshub.com.au/news/features/…