By choosing to reveal the backstory of the space jockey in Prometheus, Ridley Scott demonstrated a fundamental misunderstanding of the mysterious Lovecraftian appeal that made his original movie so powerful. This was such a blunder for a director of his calibre.

In 2021 I owed £61,586 on all my student loans. I am pleased to announce that 3 years later in 2024 I have managed to get that number down to... £61,757. Yes, after paying £300 out of my salary every month I now owe the Student Loans Company Repayment £200 more than I did 3 years ago.

A man for the big occasion 💪

Lancashire has shown its true colours. It remains Claret & Blue 💜💙

Zian Flemming making himself an instant Burnley legend 👀 #twitterclarets

Really can't beat a victory against that lot down the M65, nothing better, my favourite four photos I took post match of the lads celebrating victory. 1 - Zian Flemming and Josh Brownhill with the corner flag draped in Zian's shirt - love it! #twitterclarets

Been using ChatGPT to make fake pokemon cards with my daughter. The new update is unreal.

Maximum points in Watford. 👊

WE ARE BACK! 🤩

Use the difficulties.

At their leavers' ceremony, the outgoing Year 11s voted for teachers in various categories (including Best Hair, Strictest Teacher, Most Fashionable, and Most Likely to Arrive Late to Lesson). Delighted to have bagged two great awards this year. No cash prize, though. 😂

🤦‍♂️ "Imposters with laptop who've baffled the public..." ✅ "High press? That was closing down. Low block? Sit deep. Transition? That's counter attack!" Dean Saunders lists his modern football pet peeves! 🤣

Absolutely delighted today! We defied the national trend in English and achieved our best ever GCSE results. Alongside some outstanding individual performances, I couldn’t be prouder of all our pupils and the English dept. An exceptional team effort! 💪 fishermore.lancs.sch.uk/students-celeb…