“Let him finish, sir” “[Trump] doesn’t know how to do that” Joe Biden is a savage for real 😂

how am i supposed to answer this question..

Make it pay per view and I promise you, the US debt will be paid off within the first 3 minutes

Lol I remember when the first shut down happened in March and I was like: “everything is fine! They’ll find a vaccine in a couple of weeks and we’ll be back to the office like normal” ....my dumb ass 😂😂😂

Are there any music professionals planning to remix 90’s/00’s dumb phone ringtones? I’d be super excited for “Nokia” album as well as the “Motorola” one Michael Fisher

This year feels like it’s been 10 years long! youtu.be/rokGy0huYEA

i’m so happy for her

Hello 2020 👋🏼

Dear TV, Please stop having entire “flashback episodes”. That was done in old times because streaming wasn’t a thing. There is no need for that in 2021. Warm regards, Mark

Remember when people were allowed to be “under the weather” in public lol

Just FYI, Internet: There is, in fact, a correct way to place the toilet paper, and it’s over, NOT under! Needless to say, I’m firing someone today.

Let’s play a fun hypothetical game. If you were my passports, where would you be hiding?

Today, due to technical difficulties, I had to turn my lights on and off using a light switch rather than my voice assistant. It was nostalgic. This has been my TED talk.

When people smile and stick just a small portion of their tongue in between their teeth…is the sole purpose just to prove to everyone that they have a tongue?

What I learned from Morning Brew ☕️ today: Gotham is a whole ass real-life nonfictional city in NY

On Saturday, I went to a Quinn XCII concert and I had really good seats. At one point, Quinn looks at me and, through the mic, tells me that he likes my shirt. I can guarantee you I had a better weekend than you did.

Sooo...i did the most millenial thing: i started a podcast with a friend. its fun, informational, and I'm very proud of it! check it out: open.spotify.com/episode/242dsp…

Hey Spotify … what’s up??

They call Millenials weak but we’re the first generation who knows we’re going to boil to death in the ocean and we still show up everyday at a job to market sunglasses