Ok, let’s agree that after dating whatever you’re dating, please find yourself a life partner.

Honestly, nothing hurts a man who truly loves his girlfriend more than not yet being able to afford the things she admires in other women — even when he knows her love isn’t based on that.

“Obade oludewo oku shavinga 💈naye 🐕🐭🐈‍⬛🐮kalungi”

Kiki ekikwambaza two piece ?. Material y’emu okuva wangulu mpaka wansi. oli curtain?

Hang around winners, they'll never mock you for trying.

Why do people with STDs like Gonorrhea turn off their Last seen & Reshare feature on whatsapp?🥱

As a lady, the introverted life of choosing to stay alone indoors is why one of your fingernails is shorter than the others. And as a man, it’s why one of your arms is bigger than the other.💀💀😹😹😹 “We won’t explain a thing for anyone”🌝

No motivation to day... just look at your family background you will know what to do

I have seen Jose Chameleone’s brothers, Bobi Wine’s brothers and sisters, and Eddy Kenzo’s sister. But one thing is for sure: you and I have never seen any of Bebe Cool’s brothers or sisters. Ye tayinayo baganda be? 😆😆

Whenever other gents start discussing oil issues at the Strait of Hormuz, this is what comes to your boyfriend’s mind who stays in Makindye😆

Some promises are too fragile for words…

My ability to never talk to someone again without even blocking them also scares me

Europeans: “At one point, I was so poor that I had to sleep in my car and eat KFC or Burger King for lunch.” 😭 Africans: Mstewwww😏

CAF President before sending an email to Morocco that they have won the AFCON🏆

When I was young, I used to think that if your salary is 1M per month, then by the end of the year you must have 12M 🥹

Be humble, your current monthly income is someone's perfume.

Remember when you stayed up until 3 AM talking to someone? Where are they now? You probably should’ve just gone to sleep.