SOURCE: After Shohei Ohtani left the mound with cramps in his outing against the Cincinnati Reds last week, he was able to prepare for his stellar outing against the Cardinals by eating 3 bananas. 🍌 Monkey never cramps. Because monkey every day bananas.

10 Games. 10 Goals. 24/7 Stream. Endless Summer begins Sunday at midnight. See you then... and possibly all month.

Hydra/Abezy/Scrap/Kenny Dangerous roster, I think after the rough season Ken had, one of the few ARs you can pair Kenny with to where Kenny won’t have to worry much about personal performance, and he can play comfortable and stay in his pocket, is Scrap. This could work.

Uuuuhhhhh what’s he doing?

Ah so they took that fake ass story last week of that “big balls” kid from DOGE getting jumped and beat up to use it as a false flag to shut down DC and put it under Martial Law. Okay, got it.

Yeah we’re fucked man

The fuck’s goin on today man 💀

My favorite Soulja Boy clip

Ah, there go the Democrats giving up after barely even trying to stop yet another fascist advance of power by Republicans. Great job gentlemen, time to shrug and say “we tried”.

I don’t know why Spencer Strider’s throwing meatballs right down the middle for two innings straight and expecting that to work out. Paint that bitch in the corner, son DAMN 💀

Maybe I’m too woke, but shouldn’t you at least wait for a conviction before posting a citizen’s face on the official White House Twitter account?

The fact that Adin’s response to this is “my community isn’t just racist towards black people, they’re racist towards EVERYBODY” and he genuinely believes that’s a GOOD thing, is uh… yeah idk LMFAOO this guy is lost.

By far my biggest complaint with the Battlefield 6 beta:

Oh mr morale how influential you are

I could see twitter being toxic and saying that Offset is just copying the aesthetics of Mr. Morale but… Let’s say he admits he just copied Mr. Morale… IN THIS CASE, I think that’s a GOOD thing? Let Offset dig deep and do a therapeutic concept album. Why not?

11 minutes of Call of Duty: Black Ops menu music 🎧

They Think That I'm Tom Cruise (2014)

Doing it all, in and out of game 👶🏼⌨️ OpTic Jorge