There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining, is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Me and whomst? (A dive light)

I really hate small talk. I hate big talk too. Just shut up.

Smash burgers are trash.

Improper use of banana

Live, laugh, love? In this heat?

It's okay to feed your car a curb as a little treat sometimes.

Ambulances are for cowards.

Say I'm wrong, say there's something here worth finding Then let me go my own way And when I go, I leave a trail of woes behind me Cuz when I'm gone, I ain't lovin nobody

Women complain about being treated like a piece of meat, but have you ever had meat? Delicious.

Radioactive shrimp is my safe word

I'm just a guy, standing on the corner, blowing a death whistle.

Resting shit face

Who wants to be friends?

I hope this email finds you annoyed.

Gonna pop a squat and think about which window to fly into.

Hey that's a good point but unfortunately, fuck you.

Everything happens for a reason (you deserve it).

Found a rock in the Mediterranean with some fossilized worms on it

If you don't like Alicia Keys, then fuck you.