Good Saturday morning campers. It's a very crispy, frosty morning here in Christchurch. Too early, too cold, but the fire and the kettle are on so up and atom. Have a good one!

Dawn, and crispy lawn and garden!

It's getting harder to type for some reason...

I love engaging with people here who obviously seek it, only to be ignored. I'll bet you were like that in high school too. Cnuts...

My ex was so ugly, she had to get her sex toys drunk...

My ex just called and wants to get back together! I mean, talk about awesome. First, the huge lottery win and then she wants to come back to me! What a lucky man I am!

I was in town the other day and saw my ex and her new man getting run over by a bus! I thought, damn, that could have been me! But then I remembered, I can't drive a bus.

My ex was like a hurricane. Screamed when she came and took the house when she left.

I actually proposed to my ex last year. She said no, she thought I was just after my money.

My ex was a really good impressionist. She did everybody.

My dad was a man of few words. He said, son.....

That's Saturday thrown into the fires of time. Enjoy yours, you wonderful lot. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, which gives you a lot of latitude. Until tomorrow. Goodnight.

It's a relatively balmy 5C this Sunday morning. It's early and dark but the fire is going and everything is still here, bar a few who blocked me. Ah well. Have a good one shakers and movers.

Seems I've been doing this all wrong, this X thing. I mean, I know, but no more stupid jokes, no innuendo, no baring my soul. I might just disappear.

I might not be on this app long but if you pitch onlyfans to me, I don't give a fuck who you are, blocked

I just mixed up my Viagra and my sleeping pills, but I did get my 40 wanks.

I just joined a new matchmaking site for older people. It's called Carbon Dating.

I went to the doctor the other day with stiff joints and thought I had arthritis. He did some tests and said, no, which was great news! Turns out I have early onset rigor mortis.

Saw this on the wild today. First one I've ever seen. Body panel fit was terrible. But it is iconic.

Some good parking here in a busy car park.