Alfred F. Jones (@mramericanpie_) 's Twitter Profile
Alfred F. Jones

@mramericanpie_

Yes, I'm the hero! Got a problem? I'll sort it all out for you! β€’ M!A: None. β€’ APH America.

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calendar_today18-01-2017 06:35:14

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Alfred sat impatiently in his car, parked in one of the spots just outside the theater that wasn't handicap-reserved. His air conditioner --

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-- was blasting almost as much as his music which consisted of bad pop songs that he really wasn't listening to. As soon as his phone --

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-- chimed, signalling that the doors were open for business, he turned off his car and jumped out. His keys disappeared, along with his --

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-- phone, into his pocket. The blond American was the first one inside, but many more people started to fill the halls before long. The --

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-- people hosting the play called him in with four other people, handing them sheets with their lines highlighted. Alfred grinned as he --

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-- practiced with the rest of his 'group'. He was the loudest and most ecstatic from the get-go. Even without his microphone, he had been--

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-- able to project his voice across the room. It was, in all honesty, pretty impressive. He was given a 'most likely' on his scoring from--

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-- the hosts and told to answer the number (***) ***-**** if it called. That would have been his callback. Trilling quietly to himself, --

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-- Alfred began the brisk walk out of the theater and to his car. He would have made it quickly too, if it weren't for the hair of --