Ordered a movie from Amazon but the damn disc won’t play in my player. I hate technology sometimes.

I need to make more autumn cake and coffee dates.

Is the swan in the room with us now? Do you see it?

#PutinsPuppets

About to watch The Shinning.

I miss my twenties. It was fun being able to stand without making clicking and groaning noises.

Getting ready for a trip to Londinium to see Casey McQuillen this evening.

Train wine is good wine.

Why is signing into Premier Inn WiFi always such a goddamn nightmare!?!?

The Mounjaro definitely does what it’s meant to. I just went out for a meal and could barely finish it. Now I have Diner’s Remorse.

Did you even go to London if you come away without a tramp stamp?

It’s a Remembrance (special edition) kind of evening…

My left knee is completely *fucked* with tendonitis. Having to wear a support and take the rest of the week off the gym me thinks. Damn it.

My knee is in so much pain. Anyone know how long tendonitis takes to heal?

It's officially Halloween month. PUMPKIN EVERYTHING.

I know I keep banging on about it, but my knee really is quite painful!

Sadiq Khan has managed to achieve what no other has - less than 10yrs instead of nearly 200yrs.. to clean London's air!! WOW Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan City Hall: Experts at King’s College London estimated that, from when the Mayor came into office in 2016, without additional action it would

The worst part about having a new fridge today is that its layout is completely different to the old one, so I am struggling to find where I've put things.

I may have just found a stockist with stock of my favourite wine in…