Why is my beard so luxurious and silky? Every morning I bathe it in milk in a routine I like to call … breakfast

Lol

Bubbles for the bubble god Glitter for the glitter throne

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 26 Nov 2008 (via Twi Age 🥳).

pronouncing "PostgreSQL" as "Post Greyskull" from now on

I’ve panicked during algorithms interviews. More than once. Like “what even is programming” panicked. Not only didn’t I get those jobs, but people I considered my peers thought I was a complete idiot, or that I lied on my resume.

Do I know any UK devs contracting for US companies? Having an interesting time of it looking for insurances that cover the US. Any tips/advice appreciated 😁

I’ve seen a fair few tweets today saying ‘everyone can do CSS it’s easy’ or ‘web development is the easiest kind of programming’. Like can we just let everyone do what they enjoy and practice their craft and not be dicks about it?

Exhibit a on why medians are almost always a better choice than means

What are some good resources for knowing what well-formed, idiomatic Python looks like?

Re: my recent Python question I’ve also found docs.python-guide.org

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

Consulting is like grandparenting. You get to help, but they’re not your problems. john h abeles md

If anyone you know is #Haskell -curious, then send them this link to the Jupyter adaptation of Learn You a Haskell For Great Good! mybinder.org/v2/gh/jamesdbr…

Pilot on my flight sounds very like Steven Wright. Expecting him to come on the tannoy and say, “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts. I want to try something I saw in a cartoon once. I think I can pull it off.”

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Friends, I am currently looking to join an awesome team. I mostly do Go and Ruby but for the right team I’ll do (mostly) anything! How the org functions is way more important to me than the tech. Get in my DMs if you love your team and are looking to expand it ✨

Burn baby burn Tesco Balerno

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 26 Nov 2008 (via Twi Age 🥳).

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