my parents have been divorced for 20 years and whenever I asked them if they had any good times together, both replied with “seeing Oh Brother Where Art Thou in theaters” which is a testament to how good that movie is and how bad their marriage was

I regret to inform you that “Empire Strikes Back” is actively bad. First, the writing. The entire movie is a complete misdirect and a waste of time. We only find out that Darth Vader is Luke's father at the very end. Second, the politics. It seems to suggest fascism is bad??! WTF

Donna is ready for bed.

I trained at Waffle House.

Took advantage of a big iTunes sale this morning.

It’s aggressively drizzling in Portland. That is all. #PDX

Corporations aren't people. It's always okay to bully them.

Let them starve

wow. unfollowing now. i was a fan because of his work on the manhattan project. was not aware of his relationship with a younger woman.