Younger coworker had never heard of The Far Side cartoon before. Sent her a few, and she didn't find them funny. I weep for our future.

I want a nachos-style snack made from Drumstick cones and drizzled in chocolate

Somebody should tell Fox they are allowed to make lists that don’t include the Yankees. Also “high altitude” is not a stadium feature

What if I could make beer taste like an almost rotten grapefruit? -Inventor of IPAs

Notice how he didn’t say, ‘No, my name’s not in the files.’ He said, ‘Obama made the files.’ That’s not a denial, that’s a confession wearing a wig

Blue Jays 🔥🔥🔥

I wAs CoMpLiMeNtInG tHeM

Trade deadline is heating up

This sentence would make perfect sense without an Oxford comma, if it just had a comma after “cooking”

30 years ago today, I made my Major League debut in Montreal. I got to Olympic Stadium so early they had to find someone to let me in the clubhouse because it was locked.(noon for a 7:30 game) I walked into my first Big League clubhouse and it was just me, all alone. No players,

People realize these are vaccines for CANCER, right? Like, cancer was going to become a treatable disease because of this funding. Now your cancer will be a death sentence, because of RFK and Trump.

So… that run differential that Michael Kay was upset about?

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

"Just give us half of Ukraine and we promise we will stop" says negotiator wearing USSR sweatshirt.

omfg we’re finally a part of an iconic scoreboard

Me, looking at the 9 screens currently in front me 🙃

ICE detain 2 year old Canadian toddler for 51 days—more than double legal time allowed. Another 3 year old child was locked up for 4 days—in holding room meant for detention under 12 hours. "I don’t want to die here," 13 year old said in written testimony—held for weeks with no

I'm an adult who is not good at staying away from my phone. Kids absolutely need to be kept away from their phones when they're supposed to be learning (or even socializing)!