Top tip: If you start Die Hard at 9:57:32pm tonight you can start Christmas Day as Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Plaza, as is tradition.

seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women

The McDonald's employee is going to get shafted on the reward, aren't they? Karmic chef's kiss.

So I'm getting divorced. I reached out to an Div Atty and paid $100 for a consultation just to know what my options were. Ultimately me and the ex are keeping things civil and we've decided on Mediation. Meanwhile the Atty's Office has been spamming my email every day. It's lame.

Something to remember if you’re ever thinking about snitching on someone because of the promise of a fat reward.

Conor Oberst says he tried to talk his record label out of releasing Creed's debut album → cons.lv/xsCvlr

"I'm not gonna make a post that points out the irony of a school shooting happening at a school literally named Abundance of Life because real kids died and that would extremely insensitive" I tell myself, as I type out a post that points out the irony of a school shooting.......

Kinda surprised they aren't gonna call it Wicked 2: Glinda Is Actually A Huge Bitch And Elphaba Is Extremely Misunderstood

Does Wahlburger do Funky Brunch weekends? Because they can just have that one for free

Hello anti-H1B visa MAGA, I have a video about Elon that may be interesting to you

I still use Twitter for the fact that I can scream into the void and no one is actually gonna see it at this point. To that end, going through a divorce over the holidays and my birthday absolutely destroyed my mental health. I'll be fine (Therapy Friday) but Holy Fuck This Sucks

As I wrote: "As other information sources fall, Wikipedia’s stubborn independence becomes more vital than ever. The attacks from [the right] aren't just about an online encyclopedia — they're part of a broader assault on any information source that refuses to be controlled."