Strictly Come Dancing is just The Famileigh but for people even more racist

To show you how pathetic I am, the release of Noel singing "Little by Little" at Wembley just made me break out in goose pimples and tear up a little. Lovely stuff

Ever struggle to tell the difference between the young bucks? Credit Matthew English

This is just a slowed down Zack Sabre Jr. match

Skye will grow out of her acne, it will clear up and her skin will heal, & she’ll continue to live her footballing dream, but the people who chose to rip her apart on social media will be cunts until the day they die, without a scrap of the talent Skye possesses.

Indie wrestling vs professional wrestling: back body drops (I heard y’all like destroyers). Thanks to JJ Lawson for his help

🚨 Good thing it didn’t say “I support Palestine Action.”

The internet remains a mental place

The end of the Isak statement sounds like a lost Love Will Tear us Apart verse

I would argue that these asylum hotels don’t actually have much bearing on anyone’s day to day life and it’s weird people care so much. And where the fk does the “they get a phone + benefits” come from btw? They get less than £10 a week. These are very easily found facts.

Its the fucking Maccabees, lads!

That was absolutely outrageous.

My friend took a photo of me last night. Very teethy