happy pride month gay people what’s up

Happy Pride Month ✊

a lot of people are like “everything i like is good.” not me. i like a lot of shit that fucking sucks. i love it.

feeling very mexican today (i want to get married and have kids)

It seems like most things humans need to function are now considered radical. Rest is radical. Not wanting to get sick is radical. Wanting to work less hours and be able to afford a house is radical. Even stating you don’t want people to die is radical. This isn't sustainable.

me researching: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!! me arranging that research into coherent prose: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

In America you have to check power outages on a hamburger app because the privately owned utilities are incompetent

move over vodka redbull. make way for soju celsius.

masters thesis finally accepted by my university so now I can fumble in a sophisticated way

I am the michael jordan of eating in my car

the bear wait staff trying to entertain the customers while carmy and richie yell at each other in the kitchen

we did it

as a man why do you have a birthday

Imagine celebrating the day all your problems started.

why did my boss’s boss’s boss send this

who is in control of the fx account

Virgo: “I can’t wait for my birthday 🎉.” Virgo on their birthday:

in case any of you forgot how big my dog’s balls were I’m sure he’s got them swinging low in dog heaven