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Why do y’all follow me if you don’t even engage with me or like my shit, I don’t get it

…What? LMFAO 💀

Thank you 🥹

Got in trouble for playing sea shanties on the tanning bed’s bluetooth speaker

IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE: The G7 Summit in Kananaskis will be headlined by Tate McRae and sponsored by Dollarama and Chicken On The Way

Help me I am getting bombarded by friend requests from mormons

My mom telling my 29 yr old as that I DON’T need to be drinking every time it’s hot outside

Oblivion quests: - Sucked into painted - sucked by vampires - go close the gates to hell - evil ring that harms you - all sorts of crazy shit Skyrim quests: - Draugr in cave - Draugr in cave - Draugr in cave - Draugr in cave

Had to skimp on some bill payments in order to stock up on summer essentials

Reading Plato’s Symposium being left on read by every single person I’ve initiated a conversation with

I legitimately want people to start calling me “blue eyes white dragon”

The feminine urge to ask every guy I know if they have a hot tub

It’s not a date unless we’re hotboxing cigarettes in your car

Me with $137 in my pocket worrying about government spending

Going to be sober for the entire month of July because Calgary is opening the liquor stores at 6:30am and I’m not trying to get arrested

Why is my middle school cross country coach trying to add me as a friend on Facebook