If they get this done I put some bread in there for u this summer. But u gotta be in school or something kiddo x.com/trvisxx/status…

a tragedy: when your hair-wash cycle doesn't coordinate w/ an event & you overestimate the amount of time in which your hair can last w/o being washed

My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.

uber driver: hey how are you tonight :) me:

UGA #1

When I think I’ve found a good parking spot and get closer to see there’s a little hot wheels ass car in it

Stoney's full name really hittin home for a lot of us😂

Me: I’m dropping out Parents: Why?? Me: Couldn’t find parking

Canela > Rudolph

They used to run outta these hoes quick asf i had Skip line to secure the bag

are u where i think u are right now

Unbelievable