He’s been trying to tell us this whole time

where do you see yourself 12 beers from now, what’s your 12 beer plan

the cutest thing ever

you know which other astronomer got publicly dragged for focusing on the wrong body

Mom just gets it.

i was trying to look up the hart-scott-rodino act

on the subway, just saw three unrelated girls with dachsunds on their way to the same dachsund meet up. life is good

Oh word?

Launched an NYC event aggregator today: happeningsnyc.io Helps you find music, theater, electronic, jazz, popups, sports, dating, improv, etc. Every single happening in the city :) Check it out!!

Those first wobbly landings🥹 Watch as one by one the barn swallows take their first flights and land, shakily on a chain just a few metres from the nest. There are a few mistakes! #discoverwildlife #robertefuller

just watched a spotted lanternfly get run over on a crosswalk. amazing

The irony is that the "performing the performative" is not an escape from performance. It’s just another layer of it. The reflexivity doesn’t liberate anyone, it just deepens the spectacle.

yeah

guy came up to me at the club with the most baffling opener: "you look exactly like my ex girlfriend... she died in a car accident a month ago" wtf lmao

god i see what you have done for others

Rip SSense but that final sale gonna bankrupt me too

who is this diva

put it all on black

guy in line for the club just insisted to me that this is memorial day weekend and that labor day is actually "at the end of summer." ok !!