Mr. Childers wasn’t lying this shit fucking rocks

100 Astros vs The Bases Loaded

Justin Verlander on being winless to start the season

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women

Isaac “Chicle” Paredes called his shot and came through last night 🫡🧦 Cesar Salazar was on the spot with the gum 🤣

Lucky panties 2.0

UNPOPULAR OPINION: They used feminism to get women into the workforce so they could tax both parents and raise your kids themselves.

Sometimes I have to remind myself this is what I look like

PNC vibes

(Bravely) if I had a boyfriend I would want him to think I’m hot

If you don't make your own Topps card with golden mirror variations are you even an official affiliate

HOEtel activities

First Topps series 2 pull is an Astros PC auto - already loving this release 😍

Astros win... it's good to be home 😍

Realizing my years as a Domme has made puppy training a breeze. Also realizing my type is basically just whoever responds well to "who's my good boy?".

That's because Japan knows Texas. I'll literally be wearing this next week.

I better get laid again before we get nuked.

This is how I find out one of my favorite Astros is back anddd I'm totally okay with it.

Topps Chrome Baseball Pre-Order is now live! Rip on release day! thetoppscompany.sjv.io/9LOYoQ

FULL THROTTLE. Hunter Brown now leads the MLB in lowest ERA (1.74). #BuiltForFuel