Today I was a lamb chop marinating in a chop hoe reduction

The feeling of being on the verge of relapsing into your reptile and amphibian keeping hobby

My turtle is going to be better than the average turtle which is already a high bar

My turtle will be everything I need to turn this summer around

The summer I turned into a turtle owner

My turtle is going to be named something horrible

My turtle >>> murder

My turtle and 16 fish are getting along in their beautifully planted aquarium

Can the basement they run the MTA out of just collapse already

No one has class anymore what happened to that

The summer my turtle ate my fish’s newborn babies

Girl where’s the single

Why is this tweet attracting bots

I need an investigation opened on the bot activity on this tweet

Everyone’s like get your last few wears of white pants in and I’m like I’ve never worn white pants in my life

people being like "who" "this khia" like any of you knew the staff at vogue. it wasn't going to be fucking dua lipa

We need less commentary

Why isn’t twitter showing me new tweets