There's not enough Mourinho cam

We. Are. So. Back.

I literally just got in the bath, and now I have to get out to make a video. Good news always comes with bad news doesn't it 😔😂

Me watching all these content creators immediately starting to pump out content. I envy you. You will never truly understand the struggle of having to do your hair and makeup first. But I'm happy for you. I guess 😔

There have been so many lessons, my exp is maxed out at this point. Just waiting for the update so I can do stupid shit again.

It's our anniversary today so we booked a little weekend getaway. Was a bit confused why the room was full of paintings of Napoleon but apparently he stayed here in this exact room??? We just booked it cause it has a pool 🥺

Everyone with their FPL's 🙄 I'm a real connoisseur, I don't watch the Prem. But the Bundesliga kicks off next week and they have a beautiful fantasy league too. I will 100% win cause I'm the best but if you want to try for second place: fantasy.bundesliga.com/invitations/le…

Turns out I was parading my Gladbach kit in Köln territory. Was already wondering why people looked at me a bit weird 💀 Anyway here's some football related pictures from my trip

What we know so far about women’s football in #fm26: 📊 35k+ players 🌍 Low double-figure leagues ⚽ Integrated saves 📜 Official licences Miles: “We’re doing more in year one than any other video game has done in women’s football.” 💜

Anyone? 🥺

People with anxiety disorders reading this:

Turned 29 again today, I wonder how many years I can keep this up before people start to catch on 🎂🥳