Nightmare Monkey is coming for your soul #fridaynightflix

Was that a forty year old high school student in the front row? #ScarySocial

You’re never more than six inches away from a spider. In every direction. #ScarySocial

Me when I see a spider #scarysocial

The spider needs to eat the sheriff for wearing such a short tie #ScarySocial

Oh man, Peter

Wish you were here, pal

#fridaynightflix

Let’s see some Zandalee action! #FridayNightFlix

I always assume Doug Savant’s character is gay in everything, because of Melrose Place #FridayNightFlix

Rob Lowe is like “I told you never to play this!” #FridayNightFlix

“It’s the wrong dream, Mike. Remember Melrose Place..” #FridayNightFlix

I LOVE a good climactic window crash. You often find them on Lifetime #FridayNightFlix

I've seen a ridiculous number of films and this is without a doubt my favourite movie scene of all time (the Terminator nightclub scene being a close second). Absolute perfection.

Girls were always fighting over me just like this #MondayMuggers

Reminds me of another planned systematic takedown #MondayMuggers

My third declarative statement in a row today #MondayMuggers