I prefer to chew fat that is word free

It felt great doing a flip on a trampoline and then I landed

There's some I love, there's some I like and there's some I'd like to not know

Candy wrappers can't replace a mother's embrace

It's easy to let go of someone who never held on

Lots of laughter tonight Cenote free with drink specials, great lineup and Tiffany

I'm a full grown lil rascal

My acupuncture involves knives and punches

If I was fishing, I would have yanked the reel but I knew she wasn't a keeper so I took a mental picture and let her hand go

I'm dressed casual no matter what I'm wearing

I like to keep my heart open, my door cracked and my eyes closed when she's around

My kids have graduated, I called and woke them up for school, now they're threatening me with grandkids

When I play chopped at home it means more pasta, less meatballs

I find lost causes affect my bearings

The first rule for Mountain Climbing. You don't talk about Mountain Climbing

No matter how much weed I smoke, I'll never look as high as this newborn sober baby #420

The most common mistake I make when having sex is not having the sex

This glass gash made me forget all about that paper cut

Guns don't kill people, people who write manifestos kill people