Imagine your legacy is the Nigel Farage MP riots #farageriot

Game' gone, rediculous. Hope that shabby haired c&nt gets his chin bones snapped. #NUFC

The ref is a discrace like #NUFC

Have any of these fans been to a football game before?? Fucking dead atmosphere #NUFC

Imagine what it would be like to have huge funds and being able to ignore PSR.... at least we always win the supporter battle at that souless arena #NUFC

Great team goal but the commentators arn't quite jizzing themselves off like when Chelsea got a tap in #NUFC

Legoheed's a proppa fckn weapon like #NUFC

Is Party on day release? #NUFC

Can we sow a footballers legs onto Pope? #NUFC

Serious politicians have to eventualy realise that a large amount of voters are uneducated and easily influenced. Entice them with something shiny, it shouldn't be that hard....

Is Elon Musk trending as the #FirstLady

My word, this platform really is full of Bots! What a scam shithole of a place it's turned into.

Amazon commentators and ref will be devistated with that result! Get in the toon! #NUFC

We have some class players but I'm going to say this, Tonali is actually world class. #NUFC

Great tactic, Wilson to wipe out Salah for the cup final and take a red. Make sure it's in the first 5 mins before he gets injured himself!! #NUFC

If you watch that shitshow today and think Trump or Vance are on the right side of history, then you're a fucking moron with no moral compass. Get in the fucking bin.

I've come to the conclusion that Bob Mortimer is the perfect human.

Fuck off binland #NUFC

Politics gets shitter people get thicker. I fear for my daughters getting brought up around some of these knuckle draggers.

Started to think Glasto was just full of shit music for people who'd given up on excitment in their lives. Thank fuck for the Prodigy!