Telling my kids "BC" stands for "Before ChatGPT"

Not once have i hit these in the direction i need it to go the first time

This woman had to paint the stairs of her house because they were already very old, but she didn't forget her loyal friend, the dog. x.com/fopminui/statu…

The fact that “bi-weekly” can mean either that something happens EVERY OTHER week or TWICE A WEEK is a major shortcoming of the English language and aught to be accounted for.

This is the greatest Timeline cleanse ever 👇❤️❤️

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario, too.

Meanwhile in the ZOO in Poland

It turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Instant tears

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

That paw on face

A room full of green flags 💚

makes sense check the rest of them