Can someone turn the indictment into a fun song so I can learn the details without having to actually read it?

“I’m only letting her (points to baby in the stroller) watch British TV until they give you a fair deal.” - mom walking past the picket line today. #wgastrike

It’s just gross. 🤮 #wgastrike #ScreenwritersEverywhere

I am a grown ass woman. How are my glasses THIS smudged?

Nice work San Antonio.

Please do this for me when I’m a doctor and turn 100.

NEVER FORGET: When Barack Obama was President, Mitch McConnell BLOCKED President Obama from having nomination hearings for SCOTUS for almost a year. When Donald Trump was President, Sen Mitch McConnell rammed through 3 nominees that ALL perjured themselves under oath.

I swear to god, when the writer’s strike is over, I don’t EVER want to see any of you writing a Titan missing submarine movie.

if i was one of the rescue submarines i'd pretend to also go missing for a while as a fun little joke

Tonight, Uncle Tifa (Elon Musk is a moron) and I tried to make brownies and let me tell you, brownie mix can indeed go bad.

Playing the game of Is My Toenail Polish Dry Enough to Sleep Under the Covers?🤞🏽

Just having my 6pm coffee break so I can stay awake long enough to be social on a Saturday night.

This tween who is pants shittingly excited to meet… Michael McDonald.

Imagine the Nixon tapes in the era of social media.

Here’s something on Twitter that’s NOT terrible. The cutest old man ever. 🥰 #frostedface

The only good thing about him getting old is that he’s going deaf so fireworks are no longer a bother.

Looks like I’m over at that other place because some once again , some dumb white rich dude ruined things.

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So Elon is changing this stupid site's name to the stupid name of his kid?

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