Sometimes life gives you a Red, White & Royal Blue x Heated Rivalry crossover

Jared: *calls another man handsome* Jensen: * materializes out of thin air* *glares at Jared* 😏😘

jared backshots

i'm gonna choke myself til i die

When I was a kid Some of my family got arranged marriages to boost business and political power, I said that if there’s no love in marriages they should’ve just let men marry the men they wanna do business with and I got my butt whooped… anyways I still stand by that

glad that the people who actually know dean better than anyone else are the people who wrote him, and those people saw dean as bisexual.

"canonically" bisexual sam being 10 times more believable than bi dean bc of this scene alone but nobody wants to hear it. wake up sheeple

thinking abt Andrew grieving years too late as he gets closer & closer to the age Cass was & realizes how fully she failed him

i dont see john as having incestuous feelings for any of his kids but i love the idea of dean being lowkey in love with him growing up and john being like okay sure but i Know sam is the weird one

Andrew Minyard would loveeee keeping his hand on Neil’s lower back while they weave through the crowds at Eden’s & elsewhere he likes to keep him close 🙂‍↕️

sam: i was literally tortured by lucifer himself jack: i’m 2 year old and i have the weight of the entire world on my shoulders crowley: time to sacrifice myself dean and cas:

Sam out there coming up with the solution to save the lives of the entire town and dean and cas eye-fucking and paying him zero attention 😭😭

unless you’re dean winchester then you’re fighting both types of demons

Lucifer, canonically: "Hey bunkbuddy, my little bitch in every sense of the word, just wanted to say that i remember you as good with your tongue & i really miss all the rape" Fandom: We just don't know if any SA happened in the cage, it's too subtle and unclear to be sure.

literally him with his alpha

the genuine joy on jensen's face will never not be funny 😭

Funny how it was Dean that had to bury Cas in the Ma'lak Box. And how it was Dean that prepared Castiel's body for the hunter's funeral. And how it was Dean that couldn't forget about Castiel's death. And how it was Dean that spread Castiel's ashes. Dean only. How very funny--

Seen on Facebook and couldn’t not share here because what do you mean John Cena is a fucking heller and bi-Dean truther?? 😭

this is how every one of their canon arguments went

mary’s reaction is always frying me….yeah that’s your son’s boyfriend