Office girlie hours be like 7ish, 8ish, 9ish sometimes 10ish, till around 3ish, 4ish, 5ish, 6ish. As long as you don’t clock ot and the works getting done.

In my current position in accounting I have to create a 100 digital folders a day, (at the very least). This morning I accidentally named one “a cunting” (it was just a typo honestly but I saw it right away ) Its Friday so I left it just to see what happens

On Fridays we race out of the office for drinks at sunset

I work with grown ass people that say things like “Im not working on my birthday, its my day!” but they question me as to why Im taking off from work on the first day of school for my kid.

I got home from work Tues & resigned I said Id finish the week but Im done I Took off Wednesday & when I went in yesterday my desk was next to my managers I got written up for coming in early everyday & was told raises are for people that do other ppls jobs without the extra pay

#GoodMorning ☕🖤

I had a room temperature sprite and 2 snack bags of Doritos for dinner tonight. Just letting yall know incase you need a life coach.

I didn’t throat punch anyone at work or quit today. Follow me for more inspiration adulting posts.

Look Im not a Boomer but I swear if your commercial is some selfie stlye dumbass filming in their car, your product is garbage and Im not interested.

I think the funniest thing about working in an office with 9 other women in a male dominated building is the daily cleavage competition & desperation for attention… Though I couldn’t care about the attention, I’m gonna play this game because my shelf is the best, 🤣🤣🤣

Currently hoping I win a billion dollars today, even though I don’t play 😂

Something always ruins the weekend. My current weekend has been ruined by being violently ill. But hey at least Im in bed.

And Shared Spreadsheets

My toxic trait is that its only September, and Ive already spent over $100 on Halloween candy, mums, and pumpkins.

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Them: what are your goals? Me: I dont have any. Them: Why? Me: I am motivated by money you dont pay Them: If you took on more work more money would come. Me: thats NOT how employment works You pay me the bare min I give you the bare min. Pay me more and Ill do more.