*sploosh*

What? Guns *are* musical. 🎶

Problem is, they *are* the cancer.

Soooo buggy today, it needed memed. 🔥

Thanks for sharing my meme Wall Street Mav! 🫡🤘🔥

GN warriors! The bugs persist, but so do I. Just gonna let the Matrix work itself out and unplug my ass until it does. Curious to see what the real reasons and timing are on this one, but I'll save my tinfoil wardrobe for tomorrow.

GM frens, fams, and feds! Friday. Jfc that took forever. Almost to the 3-Day weekend, Memorial Day, and SUMMER!! Whilst most people are eager for sand and surf, I'm a middle-aged white guy so summer means enjoying voluntary yardwork! Dirt! Grass! Trees! And glorious sunburn. ☀️

Smöl Memers, dissemble! 👇👇👇

DM's are kinda back. Only cost us notifications. 🤦‍♂️

They appear to be working better now that I just made this meme. You're welcome.

GN warriors! A brutally weird-ass week with some wacky-ass confluences. Yet, survived again. I managed to sneak in some yardwork finally today, and am sore as hell. Someone tell my brain to stfu plz, I need sleep for realsies. 🤘😴

GM frens, fams, and feds! #Caturday has slunk into the 𝕏 data center and is chewing all the wires, apparently. 3 days of bugs is pretty rare around here, but it is absolutely fuxored. Can't sugarcoat the litterbox. Please clean it (and add redundancies back. Need moar backup.)

Time to mow. Unlike some of my neighbors, I wait to make all my noise.

Done mowing. Ready to curl up and die. But damned if I don't look good in my final hours. 🤘😏

Meme Dump with a cool cat for #Caturday over at John's! 😸👇

GN warriors! Omfg my back is simultaneously on fire and frozen solid. I know I get a Bitch Pass cuz of all the nerve damage I enjoy, but I still hate whinging. So to mock myself and my sandy vagina instead of hiding my mewling behind my injury, I memed my own bitch ass. 🤘😂

GM frens, fams, and feds! A glorious #SundayPunday has dawned upon us, and I'm finally here. I know everyone was worried. 🙄 No big chores today, just cleaning and prepping for tomorrow's cookout/Birthday party for the youngest. That means more puns for y'all! Deal with it.

If #GeorgeFloyd was a streamer. 😱

Excellent entry for #SundayPunday 🤘💩

Mojo Resin I love it.