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The Passion Of The Christ 2: I know what you did last supper

someone on TikTok accused me of stealing a stand up joke and when I asked them from who? they sent me a clip of someone doing the joke and that someone was me.

JD Vance looks like he’d learn how to communicate with Hellen Keller to tell her she should smile more

Portland! I’m coming back on October 13th to do a show at the Siren Theater. Only 8 tickets left. See you there!

Portland! Thank you for selling out my show 20 days in advance. I added a second show on October 13th at the siren theater. See you soon!

Oh god is he gonna be half robot this time

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I’ve got some plans tonight with The Late Show

Had an incredible time on the late show. Make sure to watch the full set.

Here’s my set from the late show with Stephen Colbert. Enjoy. youtu.be/Ri_3XoqdvbE?si…

I’m on blue sky if you wanna find me there.

Hey everyone! Just got home and my drones are missing. If you see them please DO NOT feed them and just text me.

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My yellow jackets theory is that those girls are stuck in the woods. Let me know if I’m right.

Bro he’s about to deport all of those white South Africans