Me realizing it took Swifties literally 3 months to see their team win the Super Bowl and I've been waiting my whole life

How I’ll be during the 3 hour Super Bowl when the Vikings finally make it

🙌🏾

Me having to go outside because this door dasher don't know how to follow directions

Defending my Timberwolves after losing 2 home games

when dmx yelled “what these bitches want from a nigga?!” i felt that

Tek Knight and Ashley #TheBoys

"CURSE YOU, BAYLE!!!"

‘i’ll never talk to you again!’ introvert:

Older guys don’t have the patience.

“i swear i’m gonna sleep early tonight” same mf at 4am:

Me walking up to the thick 6 foot gym baddie and asking her out on a date #Invincible #InvincibleSeason3 #AllentheAlien #omniman #BattleBeast

I’m coming for Riley Reign as soon as I get in shape and stack my bands up on everything I love

Keep doing what you do best

Why does everybody and they damn mama feel the need to blow my phone up Everytime I'm tryna watch porn?!?! Can't get no kinda time bruh!